Pussyfest made an entry about waterboarding. Apparently, he thinks it is some kind of sport that involves someone doing some shit on a large body of water. He says that waterboarding and snowboarding are related to each other in some way. Of course, he would not know anything about outdoor activities because he is too busy residing in his mothers basement looking for CP on 4chan. Waterboarding is, as Linus cited:
Essentially a procedure which is designed to induce a sensation of drowning, which is fairly simple, taking into account that that’s what it is. To be brief, waterboarding involves the filing of the upper respiratory tract with water, which would drown you if it wasn’t removed before you die. It’s not a sport.
Of course, BJ and his horrible fucking grammar had to come into play and state that it’s some form of erotic activity. Of course, he would not know anything about sexual practices because he has never had a girl stand within 20 feet of him.
While we are on the topic of trolling fucktards making retarded comments, Pussyfoot made the remark about PG being a German. He only belittles people about their nationality because he is an obnoxious gun-toting Americunt troll who thinks that Amerikkka is græter than everyone else.
Mrs. (or mr. since there are no girls on the internets) Titty Grainy Crotchshit made some sort of remark about liberals or something. But it isn’t important because nobody gives a shit about what (s)he says.
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Comment by anonymous — March 10, 2008 @ 6:12 pm |
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
Hey, poarst this info.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 6:51 pm |
T.D. Gaines-ehfuirejhfirhfhfuir is a member of the LBC, which is a parody site.
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
(from the ToS)
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 6:52 pm |
Epic fail indeed. Hey, can we work out some sort of DDOS/hack/other attack on these guys? Just for lulz?
Comment by CJ Blackwing — March 16, 2008 @ 10:54 pm |
#4 Oh, I don’t think you really want to do that, dear.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 18, 2008 @ 1:29 am |
#5. We don’t, because then you’d get all “RAWR THEY ATTACKED US!!!” and your pitiful whinging would spoil all the fun. Also, we’re not nearly as hateful as you are. There is some hate there, but not even a fraction of what you spew on a daily basis.
Also, BJ hasn’t been close to women, but he does enjoy sucking up (hahaha) to the B4B mods. He must be awfully crowded in that closet with all the homophobic Congressmen…
Comment by L — March 31, 2008 @ 3:00 pm |