Pussyfest made an entry about waterboarding. Apparently, he thinks it is some kind of sport that involves someone doing some shit on a large body of water. He says that waterboarding and snowboarding are related to each other in some way. Of course, he would not know anything about outdoor activities because he is too busy residing in his mothers basement looking for CP on 4chan. Waterboarding is, as Linus cited:
Essentially a procedure which is designed to induce a sensation of drowning, which is fairly simple, taking into account that that’s what it is. To be brief, waterboarding involves the filing of the upper respiratory tract with water, which would drown you if it wasn’t removed before you die. It’s not a sport.
Of course, BJ and his horrible fucking grammar had to come into play and state that it’s some form of erotic activity. Of course, he would not know anything about sexual practices because he has never had a girl stand within 20 feet of him.
While we are on the topic of trolling fucktards making retarded comments, Pussyfoot made the remark about PG being a German. He only belittles people about their nationality because he is an obnoxious gun-toting Americunt troll who thinks that Amerikkka is græter than everyone else.
Mrs. (or mr. since there are no girls on the internets) Titty Grainy Crotchshit made some sort of remark about liberals or something. But it isn’t important because nobody gives a shit about what (s)he says.
The trolls over at b4b have decided to mention our counter offensive against them. Just as planned.
What struck me as the oddest of all things is that Sisypuss decided to put us on his blogroll. But really, who are we to complain? It will be useful for other people to discover our site and learn about our cause of dismantling their precious blogs. He also made the foolish mistake of posting his E-mail on the site.
Any suggestions on how to strike back can be submitted to the anti b4b page. For the time being, please feel free to mock BJ Tabors horrible fucking grammar.
Credit goes to ChenZhen for the title.

A recent post made by the never-ending lie factory blogs4brownback reported that there was a terrorist attack in an Illinois Mall. This is obviously a lie because it was mentioned many times that it was a gas leak. Unfortunately, this evidence isn’t going to stop B4B from trolling as many people as possible. Of course, when you think about it, bombing a mall in America is a clever idea considering the fact that most Americans are self-centered assholes that are as materialistic as anyone can be in this day and age. Not to say that I promote bombing public venues, but you have to admit that it’s not all that bad of an idea when you think about it. Nice try, Psycheout and Sisyphus. Now go back under your bridges where you belong, you trolls.